After someone unearthed the good old settings patch, I think it worths putting together a small collection of hilarity from Jeff Eaton. Another is a limerick in exchange for a patch review. And let me finish with an IRC quote: "You know that saying about standing on the shoulders of giants? Drupal is standing on a huge pile of midgets".
As it can be clearly seen, it's great fun to participate in the Drupal community.